January 2012
new blog bye not using this one anymore →
new blog go there now ok →
new blog new blog new blog →
New blog abandoning this one →
do it i’m going to queue a bunch of these reminders because this one’s being retired
“so I guess you expect some sort of tip?”
“UM, it is customary”
“so is heterosexuality, but it doesn’t seem to phase YOU”
one time when we were at my parents’ friends’ house I was like 9 and they had a guitar and so I took it and was going to try playing around on it but apparently there was a bee inside of it because it stung me on the palm of my hand and then I never touched a guitar again for 5 years
“as far as I’m concerned, if men are dumb enough to be distracted by lumps of fat with nipples attached, then it’s my DUTY to take advantage of their weak-willed minds.”
I am literally Germaine
Germaine is me
matt smith’s forehead will make him easy to draw as a bull
i’m wearing my “Doctor Hoo” shirt with all the little owls on it for each of the doctors
but that gives me an idea for my own shirt
i’m going to make a doctor MOO shirt with a bunch of little cows on it and sell it on teefury for biggbukzz
pieclops:
countloaf:
the concept of combining andrea and a serbian film isn’t as shocking as you would think
it’s just six different kinds of illegal
idk that movie had
bestiality i think?
pedophilia
rape
murder
that’s 7
it mihgt be six idk i cant remember if bestiality was a thing
WAIT NO IT HAD INCEST so 7
it was an ARBITRARY NUMBER andrea
why don’t you go and live the...
the concept of combining andrea and a serbian film isn’t as shocking as you would think
it’s just six different kinds of illegal
one day i will become the coffee barista from foamy
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No shave november?
how about no eating november
give the ethiopians something they can win at
Watchsmallscalesin:
Your dog hates you.
she loves me and kisses me go away she was just playing ;_;
Watch
Hurricane Update
blogsaretough:
The president is dead.
Watchwell shit there’s no sound
I went to go put a drink on my desk in the dark and I stepped on a highlighter on my floor which has sharp corners and I crumpled off and spilled coke/cranberry juice all over myself jesus
the literal sum of this past year for me
I actually forgot pottermore existed for the past few months since I signed up and used it once and then never again
sadboy15:
whoopi goldberg is really an incredible horse
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ooh if I get a cat I’m naming it after a super mario character
goomba
toad
cheep cheep
“Note to who this contain to”
god bless the IGL may he rise to power in 2012
jmimy:
“this is waka flocka LAME” i said as my parents told me i couldnt drink on new years eve
i remember like 5 years ago on neopets i wanted to make a guild called the bluth company but the name was already taken so that’s the day i quit neopets
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Actual new year’s resolutions
become a hottie
go into animation or something computer/design/programming along those lines
get job, move out next fall
(bonus) not be single by my 21st birthday
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pieclops:
countloaf:
my end of year list of babes i will marry
hugh jackman
jesse eisenberg
ryan gosling
james marsden (i’ll flip a coin with andrea)
will arnett
rpattz
jbiebs
that’s all i can remember and i guess those are enough for now
i call heads
also if it lands on its side marsden has to marry jackman no exceptions
we’re all sharing the same bed when i get married
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my end of year list of babes i will marry
hugh jackman
jesse eisenberg
ryan gosling
james marsden (i’ll flip a coin with andrea)
will arnett
rpattz
jbiebs
that’s all i can remember and i guess those are enough for now
December 2011
I wonder if i should reply to my texts I got from last week since i literally haven’t texted anyone back maybe if i’m lucky someone will ask me to do something tonight so i can get drunk and forget everything