do it i’m going to queue a bunch of these reminders because this one’s being retired

ultrageneric:

whatisautonomy:

whatisautonomy:

kekosawr:

ultrageneric:

Now a picture of myself looking terrible and holding a light source.
Also something every one has to learn about me eventually is, my hair only has two modes of operation: “Awesome!” and “Are you seriously going out like this?”; tomorrow it’ll be the latter as you can tell.
Also, I need to shave and good night.

I swear to Allah you do NOT need to shave DON’T do anything also that angry face looks more endearing than threatening because you’re about as intimidating as a squirrel.

 rape your face.  that’s what’s happening.

Yes.

 Wow, this is old…

i still stand by my statement that you should nto shave

ultrageneric:

whatisautonomy:

whatisautonomy:

kekosawr:

ultrageneric:

Now a picture of myself looking terrible and holding a light source.

Also something every one has to learn about me eventually is, my hair only has two modes of operation: “Awesome!” and “Are you seriously going out like this?”; tomorrow it’ll be the latter as you can tell.

Also, I need to shave and good night.

I swear to Allah you do NOT need to shave DON’T do anything also that angry face looks more endearing than threatening because you’re about as intimidating as a squirrel.

 rape your face.  that’s what’s happening.

Yes.

 Wow, this is old…

i still stand by my statement that you should nto shave

happy new year to all
and to all a good night

happy new year to all

and to all a good night

linkmakingfaces:

Happy New Year, baby. Here’s to you!

linkmakingfaces:

Happy New Year, baby. Here’s to you!

"so I guess you expect some sort of tip?"

"UM, it is customary"

"so is heterosexuality, but it doesn’t seem to phase YOU"

one time when we were at my parents’ friends’ house I was like 9 and they had a guitar and so I took it and was going to try playing around on it but apparently there was a bee inside of it because it stung me on the palm of my hand and then I never touched a guitar again for 5 years

"as far as I’m concerned, if men are dumb enough to be distracted by lumps of fat with nipples attached, then it’s my DUTY to take advantage of their weak-willed minds."

I am literally Germaine

Germaine is me